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Here's I-COM's very own Colin Skinner enjoying his 30 seconds of fame in Albert Square this lunchtime, answering questions for BBC Three programme
Whilst we realise this has little to no SEO value (ok, no), we wanted to post it on the blog, so we thought we'd do a quick SEO version of 'Snog, Marry, Avoid' and apply it to SEO companies (no images though I'm afraid). Below are three lines that an SEO sales person might say to you during an initial pitch / phone call. Would you snog, marry or avoid (in a strictly metaphorical sense, of course) the following:
- "Hi, my name's Dr. Joseph Oha (Hons) and I noticed that your site is not number one on Google for the keyword 'solicitor'. We can get you there and keep you there using our basic SEO package. At just £49 a month we think you'll agree that's a bargain."
- "What you have to remember is that SEO isn't solely about rankings, it's about return on investment."
- "We'll set you up a load of social media accounts - we'll get you interacting yeah. It'll be awesome."
Answers in the comments!